Em Calls Paul (Skit)

Aye yo Paul, It's Em I got your call about the Michael Jackson thing And I know that he's not 'thrilled' about the video What does he 'wanna be startin' somethin'?' Wow, well I'll show him who's really 'bad' Paul, 'the way you make me feel' with these calls You should really take a look at the 'man in the mirror' And tell him to 'beat it' because I 'won't stop 'til I get enough' Do you 'remember the time' we were watching the 'Billy Jean' video? Well he'll always be that Michael to me And it doesn't matter if he's 'black or white' Because I 'can't stop loving him' and I hate plastic surgeons And I hope they all fucking die! How do you like that? And I like him, I like him a lot I want to touch him but I can't Excuse me, I'm taking a shit Sorry Anyways, call me back I have this idea about how I want to end the show So, hit me when you get this message fucker Oh, and by the way No I don't have a new gun <i>[click]</i> (goddamn it)